Help I've fallen and I can't get up.

..........as one he stood escaped from cruel fight, Sore toiled, his riven arms to havoc hewn,..........

Like the Epcot center on acid....exactly.

Test...test....1...2....3.....sibilance.....sibilance.....is this thing on?

I can't feel the fingers of my right hand. Not sure if I pinched a nerve or if it's a drive through the carpal tunnel. Not too concerned about it right now though, the coughing fits that cause me to black out are distracting me. I'm sure somewhere I'm loosing many of my few remaining brain cells to lack of oxygen. There is nothing like that woosey, oscilating feeling of regaining conciousness after a coughing fit and discovering long ropey strings of mucusy spit on your chin.

I love you all and if I die whoever gets to my boots first can have them.

Will return shortly if death does not ensue, toodles!